His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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