Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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