omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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