So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Ladies don't puke and tell
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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