Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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