Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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