You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
