I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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