I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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