Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Randomize
