Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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