We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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