Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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