Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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