We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
