Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i think im in europe. pls send help
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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