Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
is wine microwaveable?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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