people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
