hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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