i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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