found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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