Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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