she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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