PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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