My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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