You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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