you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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