very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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