Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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