at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
