Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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