Non-Jews are for practice
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize
