i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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