Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
