no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Small penises have feelings too.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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