Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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