the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
