I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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