I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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