You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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