doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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