i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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