ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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