Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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