dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
