Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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