so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
