can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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