You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he fucked my hip out of place.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Randomize
