is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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