hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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