I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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